The other day I went to lunch with a client. I was sitting at a table with my client, me, and my boss (who also happens to know everything about my life because he's one of my best friends). Anyway, we're sitting there talking about this product we use, and it comes up that I'm going to be out for a while on maternity leave. The client goes "oh ( Read more... )

The only thing I've accomplished lately is nothing. The only thing I've aspired to do is find a pink tail in Final Fantasy 2, so I can get a specific armor. I can't even do that.

Accomplish nothing, aspire to nothing, FTW.

So, yesterday I drove to Denver to have an acupuncture treatment. Everyone I told was like "AAH! Doesn't that hurt? AAAH! That's so scary! AAAH!" And I wasn't nervous ( Read more... )

I haven't written in a long time. I was just distracted by something shiny outside and I went to look at it, it was a pepsi liter bottle full of what appeared to be someone's tobacco spittings. I was pretty disgusted but I'm not a huge fan of random garbage in front of my house, so I picked it up all tweezer-like and put it in my trashcan. But ( Read more... )

Truth be told, I didn't watch it. I think the Superbowl is pretty boring. The week before it was on I asked Josh who was playing and I was like "Packers and.... lions? Buccaneers? Begnals?" I literally had no idea, I care not. I care about plenty of other things, but not that ( Read more... )

I'm always super vague in my journal. I wish I could just pour it all out in here, but then I worry about who sees it and reads it and the thing I'm upset about is very personal and I guess I don't want people knowing how I feel and what I'm thinking because of this stupid logic ( Read more... )

I've been amusing myself by using the term "Dillywhack" lately. I heard about it on Tuesday night while out after my gymnastics class. There was reference to a porn movie, where some guy "put a stamp on some girl's head" with a specific part of his body. I thought he literally put a postage stamp on her head ( Read more... )

New Years Eve we went to Matt and Bethany's house to play games. This is the 3rd year in a row that we've been, and it's always a ton of fun. I didn't even get drunk this time! (Go me ( Read more... )

I can't believe I've had this journal since 2001. I remember the party where I got it - it was the Jamba Juice Christmas party and for some reason I had curly hair, and Kyle gave me a bag of tiny alcohol because I was terrified of alcohol because of a party I had attended like 8 months earlier ( Read more... )

Earlier this week, I was telling Matt that I don't like chicken drumsticks. I said "It's called Buffalo Wild WINGS, not Buffalo Wild LEGS ( Read more... )