Restless Mind

Summary: Emily's sleep deprived mind wanders to somewhere interesting...

"No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap." Carrie Snow

"Oh, God!" Emily shouted as Hotch pounded into her tight core making her scratch at his back while he came with a fast thrust.

Panting hard, Emily opened her eyes to see her team stare at her in the ( Read more... )

Naughty Boy

"I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity." Gilda Radner
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Hotch sat at his desk, staring at the case files before him. 'This is not enough to distract me.'

Crossing his legs didn't help the pressure he felt in his pants.

'Dear ( Read more... )

Car Wash

Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds, CBS does.

Summary: The team goes undercover at a car to catch an unsub, only some odd behavior happening...

A/N: Thanks to my parents and their love for the old movie, Car Wash from the '70s, this was stuck in my head.

Loesje said, "Be ready to be surprised."

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Femme Fatales

Disclaimer: CBS owns Criminal Minds, you know I can't admit that...

Summary: These are the thoughts that cross certain peoples minds regarding someone they don't like...

Beware Beth fans, this isn't for you. Total crackfic so no tomatoes please..

Oscar Wilde said, "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all."
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The Fine Art

Disclaimer: CBS owns Criminal Minds, not me...

Summary: Emily, JJ and Garcia meet a woman who teach them the fine art of pleasure...

"A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times." Author Unknown

"All right ladies, do you know what these are?" the older blonde woman asked the ( Read more... )

It's All In My Head

Disclaimer: CBS owns Criminal Minds, all I own was this storyline...

Summary: Emily wakes up in a mental hospital and wonders how she got there.

Albert Einstein said, "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Emily groaned as she heard a loud buzzing ring out over her head, causing her to ( Read more... )

The Cabin

Disclaimer: CBS owns Criminal Minds, but you knew that already.

Summary: While searching the woods for an unsub, Hotch and Emily get caught up in a storm and are separated from the team. Seeking shelter in a cabin, the two talk which results in both talking about their lack of romance and hilarity ensues.

"The difficulty is not so great to ( Read more... )