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[greengooseberry]

Confound these can-openers! I coped perfectly well with the cat-food in packets, I can use a pair of scissors, but I can only seem to find tinned food, and the can-openers . . . I just don't seem to have the grip for them, I suppose. I'm sure I shan't starve, but it is terribly, terribly frustrating

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[ihaveasword]

WHOA! I've never met a talking cat! Cool! I miss my kitten back home...

Uh... my sister punches me sometimes for not being polite, so I don't know if you'd wanna live with me, but some of my roommates are polite!

[greengooseberry]

I gather not many people have, around these parts! It's very peculiar.

Well, you certainly don't seem rude to me, I must say - and anyone who'd look after a kitten is a decent sort of fellow in my books! If you have the space and you and your roommates wouldn't mind me about, I'd be delighted to be allowed to stay.

[ihaveasword]

Back home I saw ghosts 'nd demons, but never a talking cat... unless that giant purple tiger that wanted to help take over the world counted. He's dead now though.

Thanks! I'm sure they won't mind. They're all pretty cool people, even if Celes does sometimes remind me of my sis when she hits me over the head and tells me not to be an idiot.

I'm Kuwabara.

[greengooseberry]

Giant . . . purple tiger? Ghosts and demons? Good grief. It's astonishing how many people here are surprised by a talking cat when there are so many more peculiar things so many of them seem to have seen!

Well - if you're absolutely sure! Whereabouts are you staying?

- Ah, yes, of course! Excuse me for not asking. My name's Orlando.

[science_ftw]

...You're a... a cat? And you can....

....

...How is this scientifically possible?

[ooc: Jeeeeeeeeez, sorry for the re-post.]

[greengooseberry]

I beg your pardon? I don't quite understand how it wouldn't be . . .

[science_ftw]

...It's not possible because you're talking. This is... just some kind of prank, isn't it? It has to be....

[greengooseberry]

It isn't. Cats normally talk, where I come from. I take it they don't, where you do?

[caring_soldier]

This may seem like a strange question, but do you happen to know of any cats named Luna or Artemis?... It sounds weird to be asking, but they're two talking cats from my home... I figured I would ask.

[greengooseberry]

I can't say I do know any cats by those names, no . . . I'm very sorry! Do cats normally speak where you're from?

[caring_soldier]

No, not really. But those two do, and I just wondered...

I'd have to check with my roommate, but if she's not against it, I'm more than willing to have you crash with us if you still need a place.

[greengooseberry]

Oh! How queer. I should certainly like to meet them, if they ever do come here!

Ah -! A generous young man has offered me somewhere already, but thank you kindly all the same!

[offthisplanet]

I've got room, if you haven't found someplace already.

[greengooseberry]

It looks as though I have, but thank you very much indeed for the offer, Mr. . . . ?

[offthisplanet]

No problem. Jaster Rogue, nice to meet you.

[greengooseberry]

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Rogue. I'm Orlando.

[hesaphantom]

How can you talk? Lab accident? Ghost? Some other third thing?

[greengooseberry]

Er . . . where I come from, it's normal for cats to talk.

[hesaphantom]

That's pretty cool.