Congratulations on making Snow King, Ron Weasley. You were the best out of the group. Things went just as they should have...the winner should always be the most attractive out of the other competitors and I'm pleased to see Hogwarts agrees.

As for Snow Queen... I'm appalled. Provolone Patil's votes should have been cut in half, since I'm sure ( Read more... )

Draco Malfoy is a coward, but what else is new? Classes have been been boring, but what else is new? I hate updating this journal, but what else is new?

The Halloween Ball is coming up. A ball for Halloween. I have one guess who came up with that idea. Lavender Brown is such an idiot, I could just poke a hole in her head and watch the air come out ( Read more... )

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, PATIL? I'M MENTIONING YOU IN MY "USELESS RANTS" AGAIN, YOU SLUTTY PIECE OF INDIAN TRASH.

DRACO MALFOY HAS A WHORE FOR A GIRLFRIEND, AND IS UNABLE TO USE HIS MANLY BITS. THIS IS IRONIC!

DRACO MALFOY IS OBSESSED WITH ADRIAN PUCEY AND BEN DUNSTAN. HE TRIES TO BE BETTER THAN THEM, AND FAILS.

DRACO MALFOY CAN'T PICK OUT HIS OWN CLOTHES. HE MUST HAVE HIS MOTHER PICK THEM OUT FOR HIM. HIS MOTHER PICKS OUT DEAD ANIMALS. DRACO MALFOY CAN NOT EVEN ( Read more... )

Draco Malfoy has erectile dysfunction!

( Private to Justin, the Hufflepuff )

My seventeenth birthday passed without anyone but Pansy and Ben noticing. I don't care, all that much, I guess. I've never understood the excitement behind birthdays, anyway. I came back to the common room, yesterday, and found Mr. and Mrs. Pantastic holding cupcakes (that talked! Honestly, Pansy, what will you come up with next?), as well as a set ( Read more... )