baby's first lap dance

[greenhaze55]

Lauren dragged me to the emerald club tonight for my first strip club experience.

It was awesome!
someone even bought me a lap dance!

Comments

[lafrita]

duh andy... titties are great! and there's something special about such a trashy display of them... all swingin around... uuuggghh!

[babywhitetigers]

dammit clark. we're hanging out this week.

[greenhaze55]

I've been watching the entire second season of survivor on dvd all weekend. Save me before I destroy myself

[babywhitetigers]

oh my god. i just cried a little.

The five levels of boredom

[greenhaze55]

5. inappropriate eating
4. mindless net surfing
3. pointless artistic musings
2. excessive masturbation
1. reality tv on dvd

I should have stuck with masturbation