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anne bancroft (1931-2005)

I've started drinking protein shakes and working out everyday.
I need to finish my application video and go camping more frequently.
I'm such a dork.

Lauren dragged me to the emerald club tonight for my first strip club experience.

It was awesome!
someone even bought me a lap dance!

Happy 420 to all

stay safe and keep driving to a minimum

I wanted a black pope.

dear jesus,

I want to live in a country where the judiciary is held hostage by the christian right. I want human rights to be extended to corporations. I want your will to be done in the occupation of iraq and the reshaping of the capital gains tax. and while your at it, destroy the environment.

amen

Lynda- "are you checking my history?"
Andy-"Yes I want to see if you look at gay porn"
...........
(looking up live journal in history)
Andy- "Foxnews.com?! I wish you were looking at gay porn!"
Lynda-"I was.......wait"

Happy Birthday, Mom!
I honestly have no idea how old you are.

I'm hungry and lonely. If anyone else is hungry, then you should call me before I drown my sorrows in a cup o' noodle.