I think Tony Blair may have decided to resign two days after my birthday as a present for me, but it's a bit bittersweet because the truth is I still kind of like him...in a bumbling British gentleman sort of way.

Edit: Ok...I've got my days all confused.  Just pretend this was posted tomorrow instead of today.

I didn't eat all of the pizza in the break room because when the sharks begin to circle around Java City I want to be able to toss whatever is left, like chum, into the middle of the pack and hope that in the feeding frenzy they might begin to consume one another.

In keeping with my decision to change the title of my journal to In Medias Res I will be posting a single sentence everyday (excluding Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Arbor Day [the forgotten holiday] and Stephen Malkmus' birthday [May 30th]) with no explanation of the events to which it refers.

Why am I doing this? Well, it's a little ( Read more... )

Since my classes this semester required minimal effort I've been able to start reading books again.  For the past two years I haven't done much reading at all and it was starting to bother me.  Just because I'm weird and like keeping track of stuff like this, I'm going to use this post to list all the books that I've read.  I'll edit each time I ( Read more... )

Idiot Comics


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Once I've got my personal television network up and running (The Chris Nevels Network/CNN), I know exactly what's going to be one of our flagship reality programs.

Beloved movie star Danny Glover, star of such cherished films as Lethal Weapons 1,2,3 and 4, Operation Dumbo Drop and Gone Fishin' has decided to leave his posh Hollywood home and move to ( Read more... )

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