Why is it if I have a girlfriend, the rest of my life is a mess
now my life is in order and i'm happy, but i don't have a girlfriend

jordna

I just watched Lolita.

I am conflicted.

Oh so conflicted.

What a great day.

I saw Euro-Trip today ( Read more... )

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Combining two of my favorite things,
copies of penthouse from the late 1970's, and ju jubes, canada's favorite gelatin snack.

( Penthouse and Ju Jubes )

Peoples personal politics are so fucking boring ( Read more... )

--------------------An interesting sidenote to this post ( Read more... )

Repo-Man came for me and Jon today.
He came to my door and said.
"gimme some money"
I said
"dude I aint got no money"
He said
"how come"
I lied,
"no job"
He said
"tough luck little dude"
I lied
"I know, it's the economy"
He said
"I gotta take your Keyboard and your software"
I said
"Do what you gotta do, gotta fix that sink baby"

jordan

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