Girls of the World Ain't Nuthin but Trouble!!!I just finished reading The Two Towers, having not read it since I saw Return of The King ( Read more... )

Nobody Does It Better
Makes Me Feel Bad For All The Rest
Nobody Does It
Half As Good As You

Cause Baby, You're The Best!!Grandpa decided it was time for me to have Power Of Attorney over his bank accounts. THANK GOD! I am so sick of trying to do his banking for him and having the old crackhead lady at the bank give me a hard time about it ( Read more... )

Cranky ( Read more... )

Well I ran 13.1 miles today, which to the uninitiated, is the distance of a half-marathon. And the equivalent of about 22 kilometres. My nipples started bleeding at about mile 10 and I bled all over my brand new Dri-Fit singlet, which really pissed me off, but then I went to the bathroom and washed it and the blood came out, which made me happy ( Read more... )

I'm so fucking hungover ( Read more... )

I wish there wasn't this unwritten law about not talking to girls at the gym. It's like, I know it's creepy to talk to pretty girls while they are working out, so I don't. But there are so many damn hot girls at my gym, and I KNOW they all need some Jordan in their lives ( Read more... )

I dreamt that I had sex with Paris Hilton. But since I seem to be the only person on earth that doesn't have actual sex in dreams, I never actually consumated our relationship. I know what your thinking, Paris Hilton? I know I know, she's pretty horrific but for some reason I can't stop thinking about her ( Read more... )

This girl was on this wierd website called www.rapindustry.com, I think it's a model search for ho's in rap videos.

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This whole thing with Juliet is just not going to work out in the end. At least not right now, not for a while. No phone call on Christmas, which just kind of pisses me off, but at the same time I understand the distance she's putting between us. If only she wasn't so rational, and me, not so much. I'm always willing to try anything, even if it ( Read more... )

Just for the hell of it,

Here's the Wu Tang Clan (aint nuttin ta fuck wit)


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