We caught, killed, and captured the body of Osama bin Laden. May he get exactly what he deserves in the next life... 72 horny male demons.

I have been hearing a lot lately about thiefs who steal the code to your remote car lock with devices that snatch it from the airwaves, or through the sound it makes, or however the hell they do it ( Read more... )

Someone very close to me was just scammed by Capital One. He made a purchase for (rounding) $100, and used the Capital One card. He was denied, initially. Ok, whatever, so he uses another card and goes home. Now it seems that Capital One DID CHARGE HIM, and wasn't going to give the money to the vendor! If you have a Capital One card, DO NOT ( Read more... )

Anybody else remember that game from WAAAAAAY the hell back in the day? Well, it's been released as freeware for Windows 7/Vista/XP SP3. I'm currently downloading it, no idea if it even works yet. But I am HOPING. If anybody else remembers this piece of top-down racing perfection, lemme know! The link is, quite appropriately, www.death-rally.

The more I watch this show (on Hulu, lately), the more I like it. This past week, they pulled a job in which all the right people were made to suffer with no blood drawn, and two children and a good mother went home happy together. Who says good guys are no fun?

HELL YEAH, GIRL!!

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I'm just going to say it, and call it a job well done. Dane Cook sucks. Stop helping his career until he says something funny. Vicious Circle was almost unwatchable. Go away, or at least make movies like Mr. Brooks where you don't suck entirely. Thank you.

Snow day tomorrow! Also, I am deleriously happy that Shruti is back among the living and visible. Wow, did I miss having her in my life. Friends are never gone... just MIA for awhile sometimes.

Edward J. "Chip" Dalton has passed from this world. We will remember his enormous voice, his self/oft/widely-proclaimed genius, and his work ethic. I was going to go see how he was at a rehearsal this week... I missed my chance. Gonna miss that guy. And his special way of sawing through paper towels.

Michael Phelps inhaled from a pot pipe. Whoopde-freakin'-doo. Why the hell is this such an enormous deal? If you had to work as hard as that guy, and be on the pedestal he's on, you'd wanna suck something that would make you relax too. I'm not saying pot was a great idea, but damn, people, it's time to let this shit GO! I'm sick of hearing ( Read more... )