Apple Computers is the new Galactic Empire, slowly rising to dictatorial power over the ways of the Old Republic.

The PowerBook is like an Imperial Star Destroyer, sleek, powerful, new.

Steve's old PC is like the Millennium Falcon- rickety, but she can do the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs,

with a little love, and a Wookie.

It's 8:00 AM and I'm awake ( Read more... )

I know such an uncanny amount about health and fitness that it used to blow your mind, remember? Remember, all you people who spent several semesters of Journalism with me? How I'd ramble on for ages about calories and metabolism and working-out ( Read more... )

Today I finally wake up early! 7:30 AM, and lately I haven't been waking up in the evening (like i've normally been doing here at The Basement) at all ( Read more... )

There is no one who resides in The Basement that smokes.

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i don't know how i found this, but it wasn't on purpose

Why do they make phones so tiny? I always lose my cell phone. I wish they were bigger, that way they wouldn’t have such a tendency to disappear. And maybe be attached to the wall. Perhaps in The Future man will come to its senses and fix this absurd inconvenience.

TVs and screens of every sort generally emit a BLUEish light when looked at from far away. Haven't you ever looked into someone's home from outside when their TV was on ( Read more... )

8 in the morning and i just stopped playing that thing.

boy am i sure proud.

it's starting to make sense though.

gotta make armor. need more skills in blacksmithing before i can do it. gotta blacksmith to gain skills. gotta have raw materials to blacksmith. gotta become a miner to be able to mine for raw materials.

gotta mine for raw