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Humble Pie?
Emergency Maddıe blog wıth poor SPaG because Im sunstroked and on a foreıgn keyboard wıth at least three dıfferent varıatıons on the letter i.
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Rhys's Pieces.
Front page of today's Express was BARE HILARE, appaz, the McCann's car keys smelt like a corpse. Like why would you smell someone's car keys, and why would someone know what a corpse smells like. AS IF. Come on, anti-McCanners, we've got to come up with something more. I might ring the Praia de Luz authorites and tell them I own a Laundromat ( Read more... ) -
No subject. Lots of subjects actually.
It's been all go on the Maddie front hasn't it. I love how everyone's turning on the parents now, the fucking freaks. Appaz, the people of Portugal, inc the authorities, want them to go home. I fully agree, they're never going to find the daughter they maintain is missing (I still believe they've got something to do with it, by the way). I think we ( Read more... ) -
Spice
Oh I have so much to talk about don’t I, it’s been so long since my last Livejournal entry. Nobody even reads this shit. “I’m a paedophile.” Nobody reads it, so I can say that, and its fine. I’m not a paedophile, by the way. I just like kids’ arses. Hahaha.
I was really sad to see Tony Blair go, I really, really liked him, and there’s just ( Read more... ) -
Farebelle, Costa, G-Boat.
So last Saturday (2.6) it was finally Farebelle. Obv it was supposed to be 26.5 but I couldn't go, due to my meningitis scare. We had a really good night actually. I was really drunk. Then Bella and I went to G-bar but I only lasted 45 minutes, I was vomitting.
Went to see Beyonce on Thursday, she was absolutely amazing. I cried twice.
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Big Brother.
- One is the oldest housemate yet
- One is a nanny
- One is a relative of a Premiership footballer
- One was a child prodigy - she could read by the age of two.
- One is a cleaner
- One is the oldest housemate yet
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I haven't wrote an LJ entry in ages.
Went out last Saturday with work, it was lovely. Ended up in Gbar with Malik, dancing by Eton Road, daring eachother to try and pull them. And we have a new obsession, some secret gay called Chris/Macca/Heskey, who our workmate Ben lives with. We've "outed" him, needless to say, and then we saw him in Gbar and ( Read more... ) -
It's making me Mad(eleine) now.
I'm sorry go on, I really am. But this Madeleine situation is really annoying me. She's infiltrated myspace and facebook and everything. I remember, in my day, we kids didn't bother with current affairs, we ignored it, and we got drunk on the streets, wasted money in Quiggins, watched Hollyoaks, didn't revise for our GCSEs. Now what was originally ( Read more... ) -
FAME
I don't want to be famous, nor do I like musicals. But I am absolutely obsessed with the film Fame. I don't like the series, or the stage show. Its not cheesy, like you would think. Infact, it's quite edgy. I love them all. My favourite characters are Montgomery and Doris. They remind me of me and any given female friend. Me and Vicky/Me and Kath, ( Read more... ) -
Madeleine, Queen of Hearts
Bella's comment on my last entry has provoked me to write another, on the same subject. Have you noticed when somebody is killed in this country, they become almost celebrities. They become moral figureheads, firgureheads of good in this country. I, quite frankly, find it more than a little bit shit ( Read more... )