I am so damn good. 15 wins at the age of 40. Not to mention me single handily leading the Dodgers back to the playoffs. Soon to lead this team of guys to the promise land. I've done this before.


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I'mma go out on three days rest and try to get a W. This isn't 1997 anymore but hell I'll do anything for 15 wins.

I gt the happy juice. 13 wins and Im 40.

I've had a few calls about my recent success so I've decieded to share with you guys.

Okay so here goes


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NOTE TO SELF: WIN ONE ALREADY DAMN IT

I'm 4-0 at the age of 40... dang I still got it kids.

Before I was 40 320-189 3.01 ERA
Since I turned 40 2-0 0.60 ERA

And Albert Pujols and Jim Edmonds I guess I showed you punks how to hit. Stop checking my balls damn it.

I know this is a bit late but I've partying all weekend after I showed them Cardinals who was the boss. I'm Tony Danza bitch!

Glendon Rusch you can't miss the opening of the season. I'll have to start second and Zambrano pitches just like me and I'll get pounded again.

I got this today from my youngest. (Chase) It brought back a bunch of memories. I thought I'd share with all of you guys.


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Wife broke one of my gold gloves and tried to make it up by seducing me and giving me a blow job. I can't wait to see what happens when she breaks one of my Cy Youngs.