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[gregariousgoyle]

Crabbe, get your giant lard-arse down here and talk to me!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR!?!?
Pansy told me you ate it!! I want it back NOW!

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[behind_the_scar]

You really are more of a moron than I thought. And I thought you to be a humongous moron. That says something.

I mean, ew. Why would Crabbe eat your hair? HOW would he? Use that brain of yours for once. *rolls eyes*

[gregariousgoyle]

I can't go to Prof. Snape like that. I don't want him to see me without any hair!!!
Do you have a hat or something that I can borrow?!

[gregariousgoyle]

Pansy said he ate it!!! Crabbe eats EVERYTHING!

[snarky_parky]

Heh.

[grabbe4cake]

I didn't eat YOUR HAIR, GOYLE!

You know, maybe you just sleepshaved. I did see some weird foamy white stuff on the floor. I think that's where the note landed. I usually don't think about what strange goo is.

I didn't eat YOUR HAIR, GOYLE!

I can't even eat kiwi, you know how I feel about hairy fruit!

I didn't eat YOUR HAIR, GOYLE!

[gregariousgoyle]

I believe you, Crabbe! I know you'd never lie to me!

Sleepshaved? How could I have sleepshaved my WHOLE BODY?!?!?
And the white foamy stuff belongs to Nott. You ask him about it.

[keeperking]

Well, I did see Bulstrode's cat walking around the corridors the other day with a big glop of hair in its mouth, and it wasn't the same colour as its own fur... I suggest you ask her... or burn the cat... either or is fine.

You can always burn Crabbe. I've got no objections to that either.

[grabbe4cake]

You had better sleep with one eye open tonight, Weasley.

[keeperking]

HA! Did YOU just threaten ME Crabbe?! You can't do anything beyond first year magic, not much of a threat, to be honest. Go shag your mummy like Goyle does... or just shag his, you lot are all shags and whores anyway.

[grabbe4cake]

You know, beaters are supposed to take out the Seeker first, but I'll make sure go with the keeper next Match, hmm?