I have been hunting my baby-hair (!!) all day. I caught 11 of them and I nearly got another one but it jumped out of a window so I guess it's dead anyway ( Read more... )

What's everybody's problem? I AM sexy, you're just jealous. I decided to change my name to Knight Gregory the Sexy, though ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen Smith?? SMITH! Where the fuck are you ( Read more... )

EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!!!!!!!!! There's no need to panic!!!!!!!!!

My hair is down here in the dungeons!!!!!!!!!! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF?!?!? Crabbe?!?! You're keeping my hair as a PET???????????????????????????? Why would you want to keep my hair as a pet!??!?!?!? Are you ... that's disgusting!!!!!!!!! I want you to release it at once so I can kill it ( Read more... )

I've sent Butch, my owl, to Finnigan with his money. I'm never betting again. Thank Merlin I don't have to shout Fraud any longer ( Read more... )

That's it. I'm trying to be nice, I'm trying not to say anything mean BUT IT DOESN'T WORK!!! I'm giving up! FRAUD What the ...? Did I just? Ah, whatever. Weasley! THIS IS WAR!!! I really wanted to tell Gra... Hermione about your party but I didn't. You SUCK! FRAUD I..why did I just say "fraud"? Oh, I get it! You hexed me, Weasley, didn't you!? You ( Read more... )

Thanks to Luna I have a wig to wear now! She's still making some new hair for me but as long as this takes....

MY NEW HAIR!


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On the things that might have happened in chat:

Quite obviously the person in chat wasn't me.

*coughs*

I do not fancy anyone (except Milly, but she prefers someone who doesn't even have a face), I don't have an opinion about anybody's ears and/or tongue, Prof. Snape is a brilliant Potions Master (NOTHING else!) and I have definitely never spied ( Read more... )

Crabbe, get your giant lard-arse down here and talk to me!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR!?!?
Pansy told me you ate it!! I want it back NOW!

Still not a single hair. I won't leave the dungeons EVER again!! Isn't there anyone who can help?! Madame Pomfrey?!?! Prof. Snape????? HELP ( Read more... )