AAAAAAAAAAH!

[gregariousgoyle]

EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!!!!!!!!! There's no need to panic!!!!!!!!!

My hair is down here in the dungeons!!!!!!!!!! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF?!?!? Crabbe?!?! You're keeping my hair as a PET???????????????????????????? Why would you want to keep my hair as a pet!??!?!?!? Are you ... that's disgusting!!!!!!!!! I want you to release it at once so I can kill it

Comments

[tied_in_notts]

Oh, Goyle, I will miss you over the next few days. Who will be there to remind me that things could be a lot, lot worse?

[gregariousgoyle]

You just wait until your hair runs amok!
And I certainly WON'T miss you.

[bootsbootsboots]

Kill it and USE IT AGAIN?

Now it may just be me but I don't think I'd like the idea of having something on my head that had once been ambulatory...

[gregariousgoyle]

Whatever! I don't care! I just want my hair back. I'm going to bleach it (I always wanted to be a blonde anyway) and wash it, nobody's going to notice any difference.

[snarky_parky]

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NOW! I swear it fucking winked and wiggled its eyebrows at me as I was passing through the common room just now.

[gregariousgoyle]

I KNOW, PANSY! But what can I do, I think Crabbe's in love with it! He won't let me kill it!!!

[behind_the_scar]

I think your overly enthusiastic punctuation might have poked my right eye out...

Oh well, at least I still have the left one. My glass is half full today.

[gregariousgoyle]

Huh? What? Do you think your punctuation would be any different if YOUR HAIR HAD EYES?!?!? I think not!

[z_smithed]

WE MUST RID THE SCHOOL OF THE EVIL HAIR!!

[gregariousgoyle]

Finally someone who understands me. My hair is not a pet!!! Let's kill it! NOW!

[z_smithed]

WE MUST GATHER TROOPS!