either something died in my room or i need to do laundry.

A couple things:

1. The commentary on Superbad is really awkward. The producer brings his kid into the sound stage and asks everybody to not curse. Of course they're going to curse, they're Jewish. So the producer walks out.

2. More importantly, it looks like there's going to be an Arrested Development movie.

new house ( Read more... )

OMG TOO MUCH SRIRACHA SAUCE MY MOUTH WILL NOT STOP BURNING IF THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M ALIVE I WANT TO LEAVE ALL MY BELONGINGS TO BETTY WHITE'S WEREWOLF DICK AND/OR SHANIA TWAIN  AND I WANT BEACH VOLLEYBALL AT MY FUNERAL.  HOLY SHIT MY TONGUE IS BURNING

go sports!  the super bowl is fun when you pick an arbitrary team and root for them.  ok, the puppy bowl on animal planet was way better than the actual super bowl.  panda ruled.  um... there's not much to say.  i'm not homeless anymore.  betty white gave me a petmed boner.  i'm going to start a band called "betty white's werewolf dick."  i could ( Read more... )

"Universal health care refers to the idea that every American should have access to affordable, high-quality health care." wtf america?

new year's resolution again:

kill a bum.

i work everyday.  i have money now and have no idea what to do with it.   i haven't worked in a few months, and before that i lived off of a couple bucks a day in americorps. changing from having a negative balance in the bank to having cash tips everyday is confusing.  do you know where this money is going to go?  UP MY NOSE ( Read more... )

christmas list:

"james earl jones reads the bible" on cd.
big mouth billy bass.
fake flower that squirts water.
condoleezza rice action figure.

that's it for now.

christmas list:

"james earl jones reads the bible" on cd.
big mouth billy bass.
fake flower that squirts water.
condoleezza rice action figure.

that's it for now.