goddammit, i cut peppers tonight and then i went pee and now my weiner burns. this is the second time this has happened. i don't learn from my mistakes. and now i'm updating my livejournal instead of washing my greg. ok, i'll go do that now.

ohh yeah, the funniest thing to do ever: walking up to strangers who are having a conversation and

at work today, i got paid to say "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger how's courtney's asshole nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger." i love twelve year olds.

i was seven hours late to work today.   why? BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN, D00D!!!!  i can be late for a total of 96 hours before they fire me.  haha, they're dummies ( Read more... )

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"what's going on greg, this is grady, um.. i was just calling to let you know that even though you're on the schedule for the rest of week, since the audit came out as bad as it did, it was like $900 short i just talked to pam our district manager she said that i have to let everybody go, so your last check is here for you, but i did have to let ( Read more... )

so i was reading the newspaper today (yeah, i'm smart) and on the third page, there's a full page ad:

"Under the sea lies one key to America's energy securityToday, global oil supplies are strained and prices are higher, and that requires taking a fresh look at America's energy future ( Read more... )

the last time i updated i was in new jersey on the first on july. since then, we went to back to charleston and had the best day of my life on the fourth of july. we saw bald eagles exploding and shit. then because molly is really rich, she took us up north to an island off of lake ontario right next to canada. we rode four wheelers and ( Read more... )

07/01/06 - Mays Landing, NJ ( Read more... )

CAPE COD IS BOORING ( Read more... )

6/21/06 - Gilbertsville, Pennsylvania ( Read more... )