A NEW UPDATE, BIATCHES!

Nothing has happened. I mean that literally. The only thing I've done since the last update is sit around in a comatose state and watch The Wizard of Oz a total of seventy-two times. I have it memorized now.

So Now I am Going To Go Drink Some Heineken. GOODBYE NOW< MY FRIENDLY SHOWMEN.

And I am wearing it as I type ( Read more... )

Hello smallums. I am smouldering with desire to share what has happened lately in the Life of Gregor. Unfortunately, I haven't much time to do so ( Read more... )

Grelliacious, my friends. I am thinking of stopping my ramblings in this journal. Does anyone, besides Tioledrahanique, actually read this? Or should I just get rid of it? Because, and I am being completely frank, there's no point in taking up internet space with something ineffectual and hopeless. A futile attempt at being entertaining is a turn ( Read more... )

JOIN TRI_DELTA! I AM!

Holy Tamale. Today I cried like a baby schoolgirl. Howdy bananas killed my poodlydoodle ( Read more... )

So. I just finished lunch and it was the most exquisite mix of ground dried cherries with rosemary and albsolut vodka-infiltrated arugala. Why did I eat this, you ask? Because it's good. really really good ( Read more... )

I was on a trip for a while but now I am back. The sea was great; it did wonders for my health. I am glad to be back and running around naked though ( Read more... )

"And once upon a time," she said, "you were a princess too ( Read more... )

As many of you know, I went to West Gargantua Academy for boarding school for two years. It was really frigid there but very cool. Pun pun pun. And fun fun fun ( Read more... )