To (mabye) Make People Feel A Little Better.

Jun 20, 2006 23:18

In honor of Ian Mcgill, and to remember him in a way that I feel he would've appreciated, I present the following.

Facts No One Knew About Ian.

Ian had 20/20 vision. He wore glasses to shield mortals from his laser eyes.

Superman had his ass handed to him by Ian. While Ian was ASLEEP.

Luke Skywalker didn't do shit. The Death Star exploded ( Read more... )

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Thanks for the effort Graham... dream20 June 21 2006, 10:33:41 UTC
Ian wore flip-flops all the time in order to take full advantage of the all-powerful appendage he possessed: the Sexy Toe -- with dual powers of seduction and persuasion...

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off topic...ish cornelius17 June 22 2006, 14:59:54 UTC
He was an organ doner, a realisitically cool thing he did since he probly saved at least one persons life by doing it.

The things my job shows me.

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dkicker43 June 23 2006, 03:05:26 UTC
More will come but I found these two:

Ian taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.

A freshman was giving Ian shit and Ian looked at the freshman and the frosh died. Just like that.

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shadowwolfie June 23 2006, 05:47:04 UTC
The Big Bang didn't "just happen." It happened because Ian sneezed. When he was a baby.

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gregorfodrotski June 23 2006, 07:40:15 UTC
Ian was the origional Black Ranger. Zordon replaced him because he was too intense for children to accept.

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