What's wrong with your water? Is it poisonous? Flammable? Radioactive? Do your faucets occasionally run red with blood? Is your kitchen tap home to clusters of parasite eggs that, left unchecked, will burrow into your soft membranous tissues and leave you teeming with fungus or disease? Are your pipes made of lead or cobalt? Is your loft in a plant ( Read more... )

a Livejournal.

So if you search "Girl Scout Cookies" on Amazon.com, this is the result. A little strange, no?

I can't think of anything else to say right now, so here's a hamster in a wok. Not being cooked, being adorable.

Later.

-G

Magic School Bus books that didn't make the cut:

The Magic School Bus Builds a Pipe Bomb
"Now class," Ms. Frizzle announced, "The abortion clinic down the street is murdering innocent babies, and we can't let that happen!"
"Oh brother..." Arnold groaned...

The Magic School Bus and the Dangers of Rohypnol
"Hey Keesha, do you want some of my juice ( Read more... )

Huzzah.

I shouldn't have to hide my habit. People like to drink. People like to smoke other tihngs, perfectly legal ones, which are proven to kill them.

It's not a drug, it's a plant. Anyone who says otherwise is regrettably misinformed.

-G

Whenever I eat cereal, I don't just pour the milk on top and go to town. I sit there for however long it takes to use my spoon to ensure that every single bit of cereal has been dunked in the milk ( Read more... )

THE COOL KIDS COME AND READ AT THE BARD-A-THON, by FST AT THE EMPRESS THEATRE DOWNTOWN IN THE CO-OP PLAZA! BE THERE AND BE SQUARE!

-G

http://www.xkcd.com/c130.html

So, left to do before vacation: An english project, a psychology project, a fucking impossible ASL2 skit, and finals in everything except my TA period. Woooo ( Read more... )

I did it for the lulz.