These previously posted entries have been dragged up from the depths of the original grey sky zen blog and posted for your viewing pleasure, 'cause people thought they were funny, or well written, or whatever ( Read more... )

I am, as I have said, absolutely wasted. It is very hard for me to type right now, or form coherent sentences, and pay attention to anything, and I actually feel like I'm going to throw up right now. I can feel my brain tingling, and the brain has no feeling in it. I'm actually quite surprised I can write as well as I can right now, because my ( Read more... )

Why It's Okay for Me to Be Somewhat Alcoholic
Part II.5: Not Shadows of the EmpireThe sun is setting through the window, bleeding the light from the still room. The wind blows through the open window, greeting the sound waves of odd, abstract meditational music ( Read more... )

As some of you may know, there are few things I love more than pissing all over Creationism. And yee-haw, I'm 'bouts to do that, in what may well be the second ever Slight Entertainment article (very rough draft) entitled:

That's Funny Because You're Wrong: Evolution in Schools(Note: The whiskey in my veins has come forth to produce the second ( Read more... )

Built a wall around the palace ( Read more... )

Why It's Okay for Me to Be Somewhat of an Alcoholic II

Scene I

Setting: Adam's room in the late evening. The dooris closed and Neutral Milk Hotel's On Avery Island warbles quietly and slightly too fast in the background on the record player. The window is cracked open and a stick of inscence is burning on the bookshelf ( Read more... )

Out of alcohol for the first time in a long time. Actually, I have my flask, but that's an emergency reserve (read: something involving a vagina). For those of you who didn't know: I told myself I wouldn't drink or smoke from the Monday that ended spring break until the 20th of April ( Read more... )

Scene I

The setting is nighttime. Adam comes home from work to see Reality sitting on the couch, watching TV and probably masturbating.

ADAM: Uhhh.... hey.. Reality. What's up?

REALITY: (gets up, walks over, shoves Adam's face in his crotch and comes in it) Oh, god. You know, the usual. Hey, look at this show, it's all about how women hate you ( Read more... )

I tried to touch your face but it was covered in blood ( Read more... )

(this is a rough draft for The Blind Times. ANY criticisms or anything of the sort will be helpful.)


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