Dude. What the hell is going on with those creepy fliers all over? Don't cities usually get crazy people with sandwich boards shouting end-of-the-world bullshit?

All right. Normally, I don't mind kids. They're all right except for eating the food and screaming and crying and shit. But this? This shit is not acceptable. Creepy motherfucker shows up on our doorstep, and then just takes off all giggly and laughing and shit ( Read more... )

So what's with all the people running around lately? Kinda weird. Does this place have a tourist season? Does it have tourist traps? Or like.. a carnival or theme park? Oh shit. DO we have a theme park? That would be so badass. They have the best food. You know how long it's been since I've had a funnel cake? Like six weeks. Way too long, man ( Read more... )

Hell yes. Happy 4th of july to all you badass Americans out there. We all know America is the best country in the world, so let's get out there and celebrate our awesomeness by blowing some shit up and eating some hotdogs.

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Oh what the FUCK, Caboose?! Where the hell did you get a base!? Seriously, dude? I'm kinda pissed off.

Yo! Simmons! Where did you go? Man, I can't believe I'm the one keeping after him now. Did you see the blues have a base? We weren't assigned a base! You think they got food over there? We should raid it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOThis sucks.

All right. Well. At least it's familiar territory. I know how to handle this shit.

HEY. BLUE TEAM. SUCK IT. haha! Ahh just like old times.

Anyone on the awesome RED TEAM find a jeep yet? If so... SHOTGUN! haha fuck yeah.

Hell YES motherfuckers! It's May 5th! Cinco de Mayo! Time to get LIT! Who's having a party? I maaaaaaay have started a liiittle early.

Got laundry detergent. NOT Bleach though if you bitch, Simmons, I will find some and feed it to you. Got me a spork, too. And it's even labeled "Destruction", so you can't call me out on that.

Can I go home yet? PLEASE.

I feel very good about how today went. I actually went and cleaned up the apartment and even dusted everything. You know, it's really nice to be able to sit in a clean apartment and relax. I'm really enjoying it. Hm. I wonder what Sarge would think?

Okay, guys. Serious business here. I've been looking for over a week and I haven't been able to find some very important items that I need to be able to get the hell out of here ( Read more... )