Hurrah for plague. Well... no, bollocks to plague, it's uncomfortable and oftimes gooey and painful. Lucky bunny that I am have plague. Seems this bit of a cold that's been bugging for the last couple of weeks is something else ( Read more... )

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Well today has been interesting. After becoming infected with whatever foul plague my dad had i've pretty much totally lost my voice. I can only croak in a whisper so hoarse it'd make a paedophile run for the hills. Nevertheless I have soldiered on through work communicating only through crazed miming and a handful of notes bearing the phrases I ( Read more... )

"This upgrade may take several hours to complete."

What?! SEVERAL HOURS? Fuck that!!

I'll stick to XP for now.

I seem to have lost track of my life somewhere. Once upon I had a masterplan. Something for which I could strive. Looks to me like I've gone and misplaced it ( Read more... )

What the fuck is wrong with some people? I swear I have never suffered so many miserable bastards as I did yesterday at work. It's only frozen water... the world isn't ending. In a day or two the world will revert to normal ( Read more... )

So here I am, preparing to restore my computer once again, trawling through countless random files, I have more photos of claire than I ever dreamed. Every single one stings like an ant bite, and each one reminds me why I still love her despite all that has been said in recent days and why I refuse to accept what is plainly in place before me ( Read more... )

Given the vast array of possibilities, how would you ideally kill Janet Street-Porter?

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The God Damn Whores, Robochrist and Ginger - Bradford Rios - Unsorted


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