So I went to the doctor in the middle of last week because I felt a lump...oh yeah...that's right...a mother fuckin lump...they ran some tests and asked me to sit down...I was informed that one of two things was going to happen ( Read more... )

I've spent my two days off this week doing nothing of much consequence...which is exactly how I like them spent ( Read more... )

...I pop out of nowhere and start posting again.

Seeing as my new work schedule has me getting home at 2:30am I find myself with little better to do...and so I'll amuse myself by posting as a matter of practice from now on.

Let's try to think of this as my first post, shall we?

For those of you that I don't bother on a whim: I now work for Enterprise ( Read more... )

A new program has been set into motion at TSA...one that absolutely makes no practical sense! The geniuses at corporate have decided that sales in certain departments have been lacking...their solution: give those departments the most hours and quite literally bone everybody else! I really don't want to have to look for a new place of employment ( Read more... )

After many hours of deliberation I have divided the management at TSA into three, color-coded monkey catagories: The store manager is the all-mighty (and all-ignorant) blue monkey, the department managers are the ever-so-friendly orange monkeys, and the co-manager is the ever-so-flighty green monkey. You see the green and blue monkeys have been ( Read more... )

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I...need to work on my self control. I've had a few bad experiences in my life and certain things just evoke tremendously horrid memories that make me want to die. Sometimes I let them slip past my weakening sharade of calm and I come off soundin like a jerk. More often than not I wind up spoiling things for people or just ruining evenings...I know ( Read more... )

Yeah, it's like five in the morning and I'm tired of trying to sleep so I'm gonna do this instead. So in the past few days my room has become a construction sight (hard-hats required for entry), work has been tolerable (as I have become friendly with new managers), hung out with the group on wednesday (which means we all ragged on each other, ( Read more... )

Renovating my room has turned out to be a lot of fun, I installed a cieling fan yesterday...which turned out to be a lot more labor intensive than I could have ever imagined. Today, Grimlock paint room. Ah, the feel of paint on your skin and in your hair...truly a great thing, albeit very disgusting ( Read more... )