When I was very young, probably 4 or 5, my father used to sing my brothers and sisters and I to sleep.
It would go a little like this:

Go to sleep, little creep
Before I hit you in the head
When you wake up in the morning
You are going to be quite dead!

And he wonders why I only wear black.

As I sit and listen in silence to the earth breath, a sound carries and rolls across the empty valleys ( Read more... )

Okay, well the fever was not cool. I did not enjoy that at all, though the fever went away by the time they could finally see me. Apparently it's strep throat. How ever it's spelled. So nobody gets my shit! You vulturous bastards! lol. I did get a doctors signed 2 day reprieve from work though, so that's pretty kick ass ( Read more... )

I have a temperature of 100.3. I don't feel very well.

Off to the ER. Wish me luck. Blah.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=263297

I don't know why, but this is damn funny...

[Johnny] says ( Read more... )

If I'm such a nice guy, why do I feel like such an asshole all the time?

You know how sometimes you leave $10 in your pants by accident and you find it a week later?

Yea, I just did that. Only it was a few months. And it was $400.

Clearly, money management is not my forte.

For the love of God, just go to sleep. No, I'm serious. This meta-physical chain dragging is getting a little old. There's me....well not ME, a me, I guess, wanting desperately to go to fucking bed. And the other me-ish person, manically determined to squeeze the last ounce of stone blood from the rock of the day. Not awake, but not sleeping. Just ( Read more... )

Sometimes it's all you can do to kill the noise. Haunted by ghosts, I rise with the evening tide, and subside, if only for a moment, to inhale and stop time, dead. Left punch drunk by the rush of the release and sickened by the time I see it steal, this is what I see moving forward as I drag my feet against the reef. The hollow voice that calls to ( Read more... )