"the coolest thing he's probably ever done was whack off with his left hand when he's right handed" - my father

my mom is far too touchy lately. i can't say anything that disagrees with her, even over the most trivial of things, without her getting disproportionately upset about it

why is it that every thing i try and do is some sort of challenge to accomplish? any time i attempt to do something besides eating, sleeping, or shitting it always goes wrong. just today my fafsa wouldn't work, my new and old debit card won't work on the site i'm trying to order stuff from. i've been switched three times at work and each time i get ( Read more... )

bought parts for my computer. hopefully they'll come by this weekend. if i can't play starcraft 2 for longer than a week, i will possibly kill myself

i guess 15 people can be in my living room until 5 in the morning playing metal super loud, but if i turn my music up it needs to be turned down instantaneously. and if i bring this up, i'm an asshole.

anyone looking for an apartment?

this is the third time i've been switched to a different building at work. this is complete bullshit. by the time i actually know what i need to do and where things are, i'm going to be done with the job.

between four and six more weeks of work. which means about 8-12 more days of seeing friends. slightly bummed about this. i did start losing weight though, which is a plus. i can fit into all the pants i wore in highschool. even those dark jeans that were wayyy too tight when i bought them and are still wayyy too tight now. so my svelte figure has ( Read more... )

this is such a shitty summer

i drank two bottles of wine last night and threw up a metric ton in and around my sink.

i felt this was worthy enough to go on the internet.

but i think i outstayed my welcome, that's movin the amp.

i made a top of the line computer on newegg a couple years ago and it was 600-700 dollars ( Read more... )