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Ablative Post
Apparently, I am the only person on earth who by "bad tomatos" actually means, "explosive liquification on contact with human flesh." Instead, you know, of somewhat green, or other undefined misinterpretations which would allow for making sauce with them. I don't mean wouldn't eat them raw, folks. I eat FISH raw, for Pete's sake. I mean ... bad ( Read more... ) -
More Amazing Things
Links you'll definitely be wanting to follow ( Read more... ) -
Cat Love - I Love My Cat With A C
It cannot be denied. My beloved Savannah* has been avoiding all affection and general human contact for about a month. Two days ago, or so, she decided she loves us all again and specifically me. This means that I haven't spent nearly as much time in the shop as I probably should have. That, and leaning over to trace has been giving me ( Read more... ) -
He Who Sayeth Goats Are Humourless Animals Lies
Because! I know for a fact they have one HELL of a sense of humour on 'em. Snickering little fucks ( Read more... ) -
All grammar primers should be written like this:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ie
Because, you know, it'd work. Who says education has to be so stodgy and painful that no one remembers anything? Know how jingles get stuck in your head? Well, why the hell not?
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Damn...
I have painfully expensive taste in boots: http://www.turtleislandmoccs.com/kneehigh/details/CurlyToeBuckles.jpg Cause those? Those are it. Okay, maybe not that colour, but seriously. What the hell, wallet? Why do you have an E setting? -
Nice Rogue
He sez, Ocasio does, "You impress me as a classy version of 'Calamity Jane'. Rugged yet sophisticated beauty with taste and sass and nobody sees it coming until its to late - can see it in those eyes!" This is what I get for using my passport photo as a profile photo, innit? I stare, apparently, through to the back of the photographer's skull ( Read more... ) -
Erg
Started rowing, again. Just finished stretching back out to cool down. Still rowing roughly five minute miles. ...I may regret that in the morning...
