It's a good thing I'm an atheist.  Otherwise, I would take some serious issue with god's sadistic sense of timing. 

I met somebody today.  He was raised by his mother to believe that he was the second coming of Jesus.

Seriously.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

In the spirit of Kristin's sporadic food critiques, I will relay one of the most amazing meals I have had in an incredibly long period of time.  The restaurant, called Muramoto, is in the heart of the capital square of Madison.  I broke my health kick of almost a month, but it was worth it.  I sadly don't have the culinary vocabulary or the ( Read more... )

(Note: I wrote this entry last night, immediately after the described events took place.  The delay in posting is due to some shitty internet.)

Un-bloody-believable.

Small back story: So a little less than a month ago, there was a huge car accident on the intersection where I live - there was some kind of collision that wrecked both cars ( Read more... )

That was pretty much the best day ever.

You know you're exhausted when you get up to go to the bathroom, and while you're peeing, you're thinking "Wait . . . what did I come in here for?"

And yet, I still can't fall asleep.  I'm awesome.

If you have any love for Tarantino film direction, go see The Grindhouse.  Right now.  I'm not fucking around, just go.

(Oh . . . and if you have a weak stomach . . . don't eat beforehand.)

1. Do you give the peace sign a lot?
Not especially.  Although when I'm doing my crazy-asian-pose for photos I'll do the V-for-Victory sign, which is pretty much the same thing.

2. How many Abercrombie polos do you own?
That's clothes, right?

3. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Almost without fail.  Although I tend to not ( Read more... )

Don't answer the questions. Finish the sentence, as if you wrote them yourself.

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss . . . will be seen on stage at the end of the month.

2. I am listening to . . . an episode of The Sopranos, Season 6.

3. I talk . . . to the crazier members of my immediate family a little too much.

4. I love . . . getting an ( Read more... )