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This was the advice given to me today (by Sam) when trying to pull jeans onto a damp body!

It struck me as funny enough to share!

I hate rainy Fridays! I'm just sayin, is all...

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My man cat (Spaz) is sitting on the end of my bed..

Fixated on the area right where my pillows lay..

Watching something (or someone).. and it is occasionally moving off the bed, and back onto it.

I think perhaps I will sleep on the couch tonight..

Spooked out much? You betcha!  That cat can see something I can't..

Love the sound of jets! Being the "sound of freedom" and all......

But fucking God! The air show is going on over here at Langley Air Force Base, and my windows are rattling!!!!!

Ggrrrrr.....

Create like a God, Command like a king, Work like a slave!
~Constantin Brancusi

It is 2:15pm, and I just spent quite a while calling rec centers/ymca's pricing childcare!

Should I feel guilty cause my boss doesn't give a crap?

Life is good!

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 40%

Greed: 20%

Pride: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%

You'll die from overexertion. *wink*

How Sinful Are You?

Began drinking vodka sours just after dinner about an hour ago..

Decided to shut up the voices in my head! (apparently they are Irish too, and can be appeased with alcohol)

Drunken ramblings to come.. I can feel it gathering..