Trying to lose weight? Read this.

It is not an 'Edwardian first floor flat', it is the 'first floor of an Edwardian house'.

Stop trying to sell me part of a house!

The Grouch's next public performance will be at the Church of St John-at-Hampstead on 23 and 24 March 2007 where he will be filling the role of Adam in a stage adaptation of Milton's Paradise Lost.

Please come. That is all.

I have to admit, when I first read this article my first response was to jump on the bandwagon with the rest of the Metaquotes community and condemn the silly man for his 'soy + babies = gay babies' argument, but after a little bit of research I'm starting to wonder whether that would be doing him at least a bit of injustice.

To get an overview, at ( Read more... )

Travel update:

The Waterloo & City Line is closed due to dust on the platform

Hokay.

If we had to comply with the 48-hour maximum working week then I would have had to stop work at 6.30pm yesterday and taken all of today off.

Instead I stayed in until 10.30pm and got in at 8am this morning. Again.

Thank goodness for our continued rejection of silly European policies. Vive la résistance!

From my work's 'New Joiner Survival Guide':

How do I Get something Proof Red?

When you find out, let the rest of us know, will you?

Spotted in a newsagent's window on Finchley Road:

Au Pair wanted to live in for
happy home in Hampstead
Garden Suburb. No children but
must like dogs.

These people want an au pair for their dogs.

Also, I noticed yesterday that McDonald's have an official "Sauce Entitlement Policy", so you ketchup guzzlers had better just watch yourselves.

I had forgotten how good Goldie Lookin' Chain are! I've not heard anyone called a bell-end since high school. Made my day, that, along with

"Is ams as robots, mys primes disrectives is tos gos tos thes shops ands buys tens fags, dos yous computes?"

and

"My love is waiting the way a rapist would lurk in a bush, or a carpark in town"

Oh yeah, I's so ( Read more... )

I went to the gym today for my first "on track" session, which is touted when you join as being a free personal trainer session (of which you get three). I was really hoping to get some really useful advice and maybe a nice personalised plan that I can try out over the next couple of months. I went in with a nice mental list of all the factors that ( Read more... )