I'm in a really great mood, and I have no idea why. Is it because I've finally wrangled myself a seemingly normal work schedule? Is is because I just ate my body weight in chocolate? Or could it be the brief time I spent on Friday feeling like a real person--surrounded by people I liked, and drunk as fuck ( Read more... )

Life and school are all intertwined, so much so that I have difficulty seeing where my academic careers ends and my actual self-worth begins. And, for those of you in the know, this is not a good thing ( Read more... )

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We need to slaughter us some gourds, people! On the ball, all of you ( Read more... )

I am of the belief that we should all quit school and become vagabonds. We all suffer from too much book learnin'! We're jaded and cynical (well...except for Wendy :P), yet none of us have ever been forced into a prostitution ring, or killed a man and slept inside his chest cavity to keep warm on a frosty night! These are the things that life is ( Read more... )

Why do people talk to me? Do I walk around the world with a look on my face that says, "I care! Share your pain ( Read more... )

mnw6302000 (12:59:32 AM): i heard the butthole referred to as a starfish the other day ( Read more... )

For those of you that were concerned (i.e. Wendy), I finished my paper. With...13 minutes to spare?

Damn it feels good to be a gansta.

Ultimately, God wishes to be joined in the afterlife by all of his children, and thus shall give them countless chances to redeem themselves, leading them along like blind, decrepit monkeys if that is what is necessary. The dualism of God is seen clearly, on one hand infinitely patient, serene, forgiving, and on the other wrathful, punishing, and ( Read more... )

I was a "team leader" in Christianity today. Don't ask me why. I think Dr. Boyd might be on massive amounts of hallucinogenics. Anyway, my group was Group Greece, and we have to write our 3-5 page papers on the significance of the Apocrypha in the bible. For those of you not in the know, the Apocrypha is a group of texts left into the Old Testament ( Read more... )