She doesn't like it. I know that. I don't like that she doesn't like it. I still haven't stopped feeling guilty for what I got Carly to do, and I know on some level, while it's still right, it's wrong too
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Sam's good in bed. Always has been. Its one of the reasons why I married him, and why we have three little kids, including that little boy who made me quit my night job. Little Sam.
That makes me giggle too much. Little Junior. He's the troublemaker. The silent troublemaker who started all this crap. But he's a sweetheart. He has cute hair like his Daddy. But its still more sexy on Sam than it is cute.
Incredibly sexy. I'm lucky that I married such a sexy man. Or maybe he's lucky that he's so sexy. I'd have gotten bored and divorced him by now if he wasn't. And then he wouldn't have me, and I'm good in bed too.
"Let's get you in the house, Carly."
Dante wants to get rid of me. I think he's going to go home and get laid too. Because he's hot, and Jeremy's hot. They probably have really good gay sex.
...Is he supposed to be touching me like this if he's gay?
"Watch it, I'm taken!" He smells nice though. Kind of like apples and...
That's me.
"Then lean on me, Carly, or try to find your center of
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"You say you wanted more, what are you waiting for..." Any minute now. If I hear a thud, she passed out in the hallway. If I don't hear anything, then I'll get worried. Carly walks fairly well when she's trying to get to something. She's determined.
Right now she's either trying to get to me, or she's trying to get to Jared Leto.
"I'm not running from you..."
"Hi Sam."
And there she is. Gold star. "Hey." I looked up just in time for her to fall into my lap, and nearly get my nose broken when she kissed me.
"I missed you.""I missed you too." I tossed the book on the desk. She smells like apples. Or, like a hell of a lot of apple jacks. Depending on how many showers she takes after this, she's going to be smelling like them for at least a day or two
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And that our kids are cute. I might stay together for them too, but sexy does the job well enough. I'm satisfied. Not now though, now I really need him to bang me so that I can go to sleep. I'm not going to go to sleep until he bangs me. Dante wouldn't do it, and neither will I. I'm not letting those two get more sex than me!
"Well, I'm thinking you might want to get some sleep first. Then? I'm all for it. We're off tomorrow, remember? We can do whatever we want."
We can bang some more then too. But I want it now. I want him now. My husband. The guy who made me quit doing the thing I really love because he doesn't trust me not to die
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Can we count that under 'left handed compliments'? I think we can. And I didn't need to be reassured with how I look to her, but it's really great to get some drunken apple scented reassurance on that every now and again.
Really. It's... great.
I think.
"We should start now."
No, we definitely shouldn't. Even if I wanted to, you'd pass out on me in the state you're in halfway through. If that. Before that, most likely. I'm not in the mood for that. And you wouldn't be either if I was this way right now.
"Carly..."
"I've been thinking about it."
"Have you?" I love you, but if that was supposed to be suggestive, which I think is what you're shooting for, you completely missed the boat. Mile wide gap on that one.
"We should have more sex. Starting now. I mean, if I was still slaying we'd be staying up anyway. We need to use that time to bang each other more often. Slaying just got in the way."She needs to stop saying 'bang'. The girl on drugs aside, there is something so freakin'
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Sam's good in bed. Always has been. Its one of the reasons why I married him, and why we have three little kids, including that little boy who made me quit my night job. Little Sam.
That makes me giggle too much. Little Junior. He's the troublemaker. The silent troublemaker who started all this crap. But he's a sweetheart. He has cute hair like his Daddy. But its still more sexy on Sam than it is cute.
Incredibly sexy. I'm lucky that I married such a sexy man. Or maybe he's lucky that he's so sexy. I'd have gotten bored and divorced him by now if he wasn't. And then he wouldn't have me, and I'm good in bed too.
"Let's get you in the house, Carly."
Dante wants to get rid of me. I think he's going to go home and get laid too. Because he's hot, and Jeremy's hot. They probably have really good gay sex.
...Is he supposed to be touching me like this if he's gay?
"Watch it, I'm taken!" He smells nice though. Kind of like apples and...
That's me.
"Then lean on me, Carly, or try to find your center of ( ... )
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My wife is home.
"You say you wanted more, what are you waiting for..." Any minute now. If I hear a thud, she passed out in the hallway. If I don't hear anything, then I'll get worried. Carly walks fairly well when she's trying to get to something. She's determined.
Right now she's either trying to get to me, or she's trying to get to Jared Leto.
"I'm not running from you..."
"Hi Sam."
And there she is. Gold star. "Hey." I looked up just in time for her to fall into my lap, and nearly get my nose broken when she kissed me.
"I missed you.""I missed you too." I tossed the book on the desk. She smells like apples. Or, like a hell of a lot of apple jacks. Depending on how many showers she takes after this, she's going to be smelling like them for at least a day or two ( ... )
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"Uh huh. You're lucky that you're a sexy man."
And that our kids are cute. I might stay together for them too, but sexy does the job well enough. I'm satisfied. Not now though, now I really need him to bang me so that I can go to sleep. I'm not going to go to sleep until he bangs me. Dante wouldn't do it, and neither will I. I'm not letting those two get more sex than me!
"Well, I'm thinking you might want to get some sleep first. Then? I'm all for it. We're off tomorrow, remember? We can do whatever we want."
We can bang some more then too. But I want it now. I want him now. My husband. The guy who made me quit doing the thing I really love because he doesn't trust me not to die ( ... )
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Can we count that under 'left handed compliments'? I think we can. And I didn't need to be reassured with how I look to her, but it's really great to get some drunken apple scented reassurance on that every now and again.
Really. It's... great.
I think.
"We should start now."
No, we definitely shouldn't. Even if I wanted to, you'd pass out on me in the state you're in halfway through. If that. Before that, most likely. I'm not in the mood for that. And you wouldn't be either if I was this way right now.
"Carly..."
"I've been thinking about it."
"Have you?" I love you, but if that was supposed to be suggestive, which I think is what you're shooting for, you completely missed the boat. Mile wide gap on that one.
"We should have more sex. Starting now. I mean, if I was still slaying we'd be staying up anyway. We need to use that time to bang each other more often. Slaying just got in the way."She needs to stop saying 'bang'. The girl on drugs aside, there is something so freakin' ( ... )
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