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Coming to a Blog Near You!
Things I'm hoping to write about soon (this is almost more of reminder to me than anything else ( Read more... ) -
The Other Half
THIS:
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Don't Fist Horses...Or Turtles
Sometimes I love my job.
Ran across this sentence in a reading for a class: "Daddy made me stick my fist up the anus of a horse."
Kids, fisting animals is never a good idea. Especially turtles. That shit (haha!) will give you the most killer rash... -
Rape Isn't Funny
Could we please put a moratorium on phrases like "raep time" and "rape face" in capslock communities, lolcats, screen caps, whatevah? I see this all over the place in different online communities and forums.
Could we also do away with phrases like, "I was totally raped by that exam...," or "I totally raped your iTunes music folder...," etc, etc?? I ( Read more... ) -
Marble Hornets #23
The latest in the ARG Marble Hornets:
I'm hoping totheark prompts this to continue, and that Jay hasn't really quit. Also? This entry is giving me "House of Leaves" flashbacks.
...if you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about...go, go watch them all. Right now.
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Fix Me. Please.
Have an appt with a physical therapist next week re: my wrists. Yay! Hopefully I can go back to furious masterb-typing. -
Return of the Gimp Haiku Updates - Glitter Shits
still have chunky lungs
Darth Vader has nothing on me
my cat's scared shitless
by the way kittens
I'd totally love it if
said cat shat glitter
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Oink
Santa brought me swine flu for Christmas. 13 days later and I'm still not quite over it.
Thanks, you fat bastard.
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