"he promptly shifted over to use the big basket." Gah, that's just wrong. I'd hate to see that guy's public bathroom urinal etiquette.
FYI, Black Mamba is also one of Kobe Bryant's nicknames. In case you ever get another basketball, Kobe Wan Kenobi is also available.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, being a scary ghost/poltergeist seems like a lot of work. Tying clothes into knots, flipping light switches, frisking animals, it all feels like a big hassle. If I was a ghost, the only things that would happen is that all their food would get eaten quicker and that there'd be wear spots on their carpet where the sunlight hits.
I'm so glad it's not just me being an unreasonable beeyotch. Thank you for backing me up. He probably nudges guys aside so he can share the same urinal.
Why did you tell me that? I have nothing for or against Kobe, but now everyone will think I'm a huge fan. I suppose next you're going to tell me Lance has a bike named Mamba too? LOL Kobe Wan Kenobi!
I've decided after reading your comment that I would come back and haunt that basketball court, randomly blocking shots and batting the ball out of their hands. That would be almost worth dying for.
Funny post... not, I guess, the surgery anxiety parts, but the rest!
We have one of those BP machines at our pharmacy and whenever I go I eyeball it for a while thinking maybe I'll use it. But then, I almost always have been rushing about or just walked up the hill from the bus stop, so I figure it will be high and then I'll be sad and have to go eat cheeseburgers and make it even higher.
Re: your review... 'Bad news: the house isn't haunted, boyfriend is.' Uh right... I saw this movie before when it was actually kinda scary. I think it was called Paranormal Activity? That and the camera BS you described, it sounds like a definite rip-off. Who started that whole shaking-camera-in-the-movie thing? Blair Witch?
Oh well, I am out of ideas, so I will just end this comment.
LOL Bear. You treat your body maintenance the way I treat my car -- if I don't bring it into the shop, I won't have lots of expensive things to fix (the way I always seem to whenever I try to get an oil change).
I thought of Paranormal Activity too. And Insidious. Even this trope has already become overused and worn out. There really wasn't any shaky camera activity in this one (except the entity moving towards the tent, and let's cut the otherworldly beings some slack for not being expert camcorder operators right away lol). I liked Blair Witch.
Aw, that kid wasn't even thinking of overlap and now he's going down in LJ history as the villain of this story.
Has she checked her vitals lately? Has she bought a car lately or has she decided she can only ever drive a car made of candy and sunshine? Not afraid she'll see me being snarky as I am LAST and also this is a blog post on a computer.
Here's hoping you have surgery near Christmas? It seems like a strange thing to wish someone.
The Atheist Experience podcast had a caller a few weeks ago who had changed his dog's diet to cut out meat products because the dog was dying. The host's response? "Stop torturing your dog."
Poor Tom Felton. He should have been in Woman in Black. Also he should be in a play with his penis.
Director: "We rented this crane, we damn well are going to use it." Genuine lol. Actually this review was very funny in general. Well done.
Hey, let's be clear: He WASN'T a villain until he moved over to take over the basket I gave up in the spirit of sharing. I am always perfectly willing to accommodate someone else if we can do it peacefully. Even Jaime agrees it was an asshole move
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FYI, Black Mamba is also one of Kobe Bryant's nicknames. In case you ever get another basketball, Kobe Wan Kenobi is also available.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, being a scary ghost/poltergeist seems like a lot of work. Tying clothes into knots, flipping light switches, frisking animals, it all feels like a big hassle. If I was a ghost, the only things that would happen is that all their food would get eaten quicker and that there'd be wear spots on their carpet where the sunlight hits.
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Why did you tell me that? I have nothing for or against Kobe, but now everyone will think I'm a huge fan. I suppose next you're going to tell me Lance has a bike named Mamba too? LOL Kobe Wan Kenobi!
I've decided after reading your comment that I would come back and haunt that basketball court, randomly blocking shots and batting the ball out of their hands. That would be almost worth dying for.
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We have one of those BP machines at our pharmacy and whenever I go I eyeball it for a while thinking maybe I'll use it. But then, I almost always have been rushing about or just walked up the hill from the bus stop, so I figure it will be high and then I'll be sad and have to go eat cheeseburgers and make it even higher.
Re: your review... 'Bad news: the house isn't haunted, boyfriend is.' Uh right... I saw this movie before when it was actually kinda scary. I think it was called Paranormal Activity? That and the camera BS you described, it sounds like a definite rip-off. Who started that whole shaking-camera-in-the-movie thing? Blair Witch?
Oh well, I am out of ideas, so I will just end this comment.
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I thought of Paranormal Activity too. And Insidious. Even this trope has already become overused and worn out. There really wasn't any shaky camera activity in this one (except the entity moving towards the tent, and let's cut the otherworldly beings some slack for not being expert camcorder operators right away lol). I liked Blair Witch.
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Aw, that kid wasn't even thinking of overlap and now he's going down in LJ history as the villain of this story.
Has she checked her vitals lately? Has she bought a car lately or has she decided she can only ever drive a car made of candy and sunshine? Not afraid she'll see me being snarky as I am LAST and also this is a blog post on a computer.
Here's hoping you have surgery near Christmas? It seems like a strange thing to wish someone.
The Atheist Experience podcast had a caller a few weeks ago who had changed his dog's diet to cut out meat products because the dog was dying. The host's response? "Stop torturing your dog."
Poor Tom Felton. He should have been in Woman in Black. Also he should be in a play with his penis.
Director: "We rented this crane, we damn well are going to use it." Genuine lol. Actually this review was very funny in general. Well done.
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