taking trips to the laundry-mat together is strangely romantic.

I get to be a temporary housewife.

Yay for quitting jobs with two hours notice.

happy new year, everyone ( Read more... )

fickle fickle fickle.

you say:
you've gained weight; you look a lot healthier.

i hear:
you've gained a lot of weight; you look disgusting.

four people in one day.
fucking awesome.
why is my family so weight-obsessed anyway?
seriously.
don't comment on my weight/body image/whatever.
ever.

thank you.

"Yes or No: I am bisexual or homosexual- no, sara and heathurrs toothbrushes don't touch mine ( Read more... )

I just laughed so hard that not only did coffee come out of my nose, but puke poured out of my mouth and nose, too.

My heart belongs to a girl who wears holiday sweaters, rolls her boogers (and sometimes wipes them on me), and walks around with her buttcrack forever showing.

...and I wouldn't have it any other way. :)

today is a day off.
i am going to read an extra lot.
and sleep even more.

faaantastic.

fuck third shift.