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Why do people on myspace look so homogenous?

Back to my doctoral thesis.....

Dick pumping. I never understood it. I still don't. If it produces results like this, then I'm really fucking confused.

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I would also like to say that for my next tattoo I'd like to get something different. Like 2 gay men humping tattooed on my ass. I think that's hot. 2 men having sex. I really do.

Speaking of gay men, where are you jason and george. Georgie I miss you and want to see you soon. Will you take me on a date and show me a fine time?

Your Porn Star Name is: Ima Cumming

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You Are From Venus


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with bush as president, she may as well go straight:


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