Wo000aah, how old is my eljay? How neglected it must feel..like that cat who lives in the gardens who I ignore on most occassions but fuss-over incredibly in others ( Read more... )

Woah ( Read more... )

Three weeks in and not too bad...

Apart from not having a job yet (chasing contacts today) everything else is coming up Milhouse. I didn't know this town could provide that certain "jack nais se quoi" but it has and it's in all all sort of colours and sounds ( Read more... )

Dear you ( Read more... )

F*ck me, the relationship between myself and the West Coast Eagles is well and truly deteriorating...if not already o-v-a-h.

It is their fault I am watching "Australia's Funniest Home Videos" (wasn't there a puppet in this show at one point ( Read more... )

I apologize to my beloved friends I didn't get a chance to properly catch up with on Saturday but the thing is that I am a secret agent and so, y'know, I can be flighty and mysterious when it comes to social situations ( Read more... )

I think I will stop watching the West Coast Eagles....
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It is the only pain I experience on a weekly basis.

(Poor Staker!)

Claire and I are going to the V-Festival to 'get our rocks off ( Read more... )

I just rocked up to work at 1:55 only to find out I don't start 'til 5. Peter, the manager, said "You're early" and I though it was a compliment but at the same time I was thinking what the fuck is he on about. Then I saw the roster and not only do I start later but instead of a looking-forward-to-it three hour shift, it's turned into where-the- ( Read more... )

Is anyone going to the V Festival?