Ok for reals. I am not one of those people that needs to get a new SUV cause the neighbors got one. But holy shit. I am an adult. An adult with three kids. Granted one of them doesn't live at home, but still. I could use a few things. First of all I would like a car that works well. AND fits us all. I can carry another grownup in the car with me if ( Read more... )

Hear it like He-Man said it....

Through the power of spandex! I HAVE A WAISTLINE!!!!!

I truly crack myself up

I have a "craft closet" I put that in quotes because what I really have is a closet jammed with different bins, crates, and boxes of allllll different kinds of things. Most of it is material, but there is also the accumulation of this creative mind of mine ( Read more... )

So we moved Lillian into the room with Elena. We had been thinking about it and then when we were talking about how irritating it was for all of my sewing, crafting, and felting stuff to be all over the kitchen table. When we want to sit down and eat together, there has to be a mass moving of stuffffff. So Scott mentioned that if we moved Lillian's ( Read more... )

I am addicted to needle felting. I can't seem to stop. It's ok though because I still have a month before I start training for the job and a few weeks before the convention, so I can indulge myself a little bit. I do have to bust some stuff out for the convention so my mom and marcus aren't the only ones making money. I have a few things, but not a ( Read more... )

1. My weirdo tiny child has two bottom teeth. One and a half top teeth. The half on top has been sitting at half mast for like a month. It looks like a tooth wants to pop through on the bottom next to the others, but it has looked like that for a while. Today I notice a friggin molar coming in in back. What the hell's up with that?? I have been ( Read more... )

Elena just told me that she wants to grow up and be just like me and be a mommy too so we can be mommies together. I told her that she has to have a baby to be a mommy. She thought about it and said "well, Lilli is a baby. So we can both be mommies and take turns boobing her.

She makes me giggle.

PMS hits me like a ton of crabby sad tired fat bricks that I would like to be able to get through a month without. Out of nowhere today I just feel like someone found my power switch and turned it off. Like not just OMG I am so tired, cause I haven't really gotten a good night's sleep in like three years, but that weepy sullen feeling sorry for ( Read more... )

Great. So not only am I like a million years old, I am also now socially retarded. Fantastic ( Read more... )

I have to give myself permission to not finish certain books. It may sound dumb, but I always feel like if I started it, I should finish it. Like even if it sucks, maybe the end will make me go 'ohhhhhh that WAS great!'. It rarely happens, but I guess I keep the hope alive ( Read more... )