( I wish I was horny )

I'll start but I doubt anyone would continue!

List three random facts about yourself that your friends might not know (good or bad), and then tag three (or four) other friends to do it.

1) My glass is never half full. I've always seen the negative side of things and never the positive. Everytime something good happens to me I think of all the ways ( Read more... )

You Were Actually Born Under:
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Shrooms are awesome!

So for a week and a half I've been hanging out with this girl named Stacia. Tonight was the first night that I have not seen her all fucking day long. Her husband even thought that it was weird that we weren't together. This is kind of weird ( Read more... )

To all of my faithfull friends who have not deleted me from your friend's list I'm writing in here now. It's a story and not a real update. Maybe I should just link you all to my updated self every now and than. I'll think about it. Anyway, this is being posted for no one besides you guys.

( Story )

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY DAMNIT!

Alright, first I didn't go to bed at all last night. From 10:00p.m. to present time, I've only slept 2 hours. I was up and down all night every fucking 2 mintues to pee. And let me tell you.. Every time I sat on that toilet I pissed! You'd think I wouldn't have anything to pee out. Oh no.. I can still pee and perhaps I'll get up in the mintue and ( Read more... )

The only good news that came from this Monday was the fact that I have a UTI. (trust me good news ( Read more... )

The routine of your life: rolling out of your bed at noon, walking into your kitchen where food is nowhere in sight. It's a good thing to because you've learned to survive without food. Just the thought of such things makes your stomach upset and the purging motion beings ( Read more... )