i can haz shower, then fudge

[grumpalita]

brian is sitting next to me writing out checks for various bills when he picks up his head and says

today is haile selassies birthday

and of course i have to check because, really, who the hell is this man sitting next to me with a brain filled with the most fascinating tidbits of rage and factoids? obviously i am doomed for dementia b/c i dont

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[elkanikkole]

i hope that the scare quotes around yoga pants means that they are actually driving oxen.

[grumpalita]

yes, my ass is big. big enough to be called oxen like.