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gryfn

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Jul 26, 2005 01:46

ok, i'll set the scene
wrestling ring, thousands of screaming fans
chair tables ladders and 2x4's wrapped in barb wire
a 3-way tag team battle
ref starts in his corner
one corner the teletubbies
2nd corner the wiggles
3rd the boobah's
who wins n best explanation as to why, u'll win a prize
i'll tell you what it is l8r, but post ur results

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crispy_chips July 25 2005, 22:53:12 UTC

I think the wiggles... becuz they are soo g** damn annoying and they will kill everyone with their voices THAT THEY DONT HAVE.. they wont even have to use the chair or tables or anything.. all they hafta do is try to sing and everyone will die.

theloneocelot July 25 2005, 22:56:31 UTC

The teletubbies. Here's why:

First off, the boobahs would begin to make that sound and vibrate, causing everyone to run out of the arena, including the wiggles, due to sheer terror. However, they can't do much past that, so the teletubbies, unphased because they're pretty damned freaky themselves, go to work. While that scary sun baby refereed, tinky winky would beat the living piss out of them with his man purse.

Stunned, but not defeated, the boobahs prepare for another attack on the now-exhausted teletubbies, only to catch sight of their own reflections in the stomach-tvs. Because they're stupid, they don't know they're seeing themselves, but they do know that they're scared.

Consequently, they run away, leaving only the teletubbies standing.

By the way, anyone who makes a crack about gay English men and fuzzy vibrating things gets punched in the eye.

9outof10doctaz July 25 2005, 23:04:07 UTC

ok after lots of research...and hours of meddling, deliberation and scientific equations (i.e. the 1998 hell in a cell match) i've come to a conclusion ( ... )

watch me own.... mbcrox July 25 2005, 23:49:34 UTC

The Boobahs.

After deciding the rules of the fight they would come to the conclusion that a dance-off is the only plausible way to choose a champion (in case stupid little kids are watching) and considering they all still want to stay on television regardless of who wins in the ring.

The Boobahs have considerable African dance skills and would own over the Teletubbies' stupid skipping and the Wiggles "singing"/choreogra-crap.

and i don't feel much like typing out anything else.

besides, Rachel says I win.

~*MBC*~

Re: watch me own.... gryfn July 26 2005, 00:20:24 UTC

i will determine who wins m'am, once the dust settles but nice one as well as everyone so far an amazing job, keep goign 4 that mystery prize

It's Rachel!!! anonymous July 26 2005, 01:58:24 UTC

By Rachel Loria ( ... )

Re: It's Rachel!!! and it wouldnt all fit! anonymous July 26 2005, 01:59:30 UTC

3. Teletubbies. While the Teletubbies would put up a great fight and promote equality they would be far too concerned with making peace than to cause any harm on to The Wiggles and The Boobahs (who, I have established, would put up a miserable fight). I mean come on, realistically, there is a laughing baby in the sun that always makes an appearance in ever episode. They don’t want to make a happy baby cry. No one wants to see or hear a crying baby. Tinky Winky would be much too concerned with making sure his tutu stayed on than to put up a good fight against anyone, and Dipsy, though I’m sure could poke an eye out with his dipstick that sticks out of the top of his head, would be far too stupid to know how to use it ( ... )

Re: It's Rachel!!! and it wouldnt all fit! theloneocelot July 26 2005, 08:16:12 UTC

Grammatical Nazi?
Do I get a flag?
How about an armband?

Re: It's Rachel!!! and it wouldnt all fit! anonymous July 26 2005, 10:06:51 UTC

You'd like that.

So, no.

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