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[gryfn]

ok, i'll set the scene
wrestling ring, thousands of screaming fans
chair tables ladders and 2x4's wrapped in barb wire
a 3-way tag team battle
ref starts in his corner
one corner the teletubbies
2nd corner the wiggles
3rd the boobah's
who wins n best explanation as to why, u'll win a prize
i'll tell you what it is l8r, but post ur results

Comments

Sarah

[anonymous]

I win because I sold my ticket for an outrageous price to a desperate mother whose spoiled children refused to stop screaming until they could go.

As for the match, it was a draw because none of the competitors would know about wrestling. The teletubbies would head towards the spotlight thinking it was that baby thing. The wiggles would not be able to deal with the stark nature of an arena and would head outside to sing and dance on the grass. And the boobahs, which I have never heard of, would break the wrestling platform and tumble to the ground, since according to Rachel they are 800 lbs. This would leave only the ref clinging for dear life to the post in his corner and thousands of angry fans. The whole ordeal would result in loss of profits for all 3 moronic kids shows.

Therefore me and the world come out as the winners.

Nick to the --->P

[anonymous]

Fellas, you got it all wrong

This is a story, not really an explination

[retro_future]

One happy, sunshiny day in August, the happy-go-lucky Telletubbies went outside to play in the rolling green hills of their home. As usual, the skies were crystal clear with the exception of the possessed sun rising from the East

the next chapter of the non-explanitory story (dude that rhymes)

[retro_future]

The Boobahs are defined as ‘Little Atoms of Energy.” They are, in fact, the Telletubbie’s somewhat lesser-known cousins. As opposed to the four creatures living in the Tubby Super Dome, there are five of these colorful creatures: Humbah (yellow), Zumbah (purple), Zing Zing Zingbah (orange), Jumbah (blue), and Jingbah (pink). Unlike their rivals, the Boohbahs are cookie-cutter exact. Not one of them is more fit than the other

chapter 3...i better win this thing...

[retro_future]

The Wiggles live in Australia and are singers. Now, how far do you think singers can last in a wrestling ring? Anyways, they are Australian and, therefore, have exceptional strength hidden inside. Seriously, have you ever seen an Australian who didn’t have a pocket knife or a handgun at his side? These weapons are brightly colored, probably, but the Wiggles never leave home without them