Crap, haven't written in this sucker in a long time. But I guess the only way to really vent my life out to the public without anyone actually reading it would be via freakin LiveJournal ( Read more... )

"And since when has LJ evolved?"

Jen Peers
The Most Amazing Person to Ever Live

Arrrr! Jus' in time fer International Talk Like A Pirate Day, I`ve got here th' best pirate pick-up lines ere collected!! Enjoy ( Read more... )

As many of you already know, the infamous Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin died tragically by a fatal blow to the heart by a stingray's barb. However, I believe that the mighty immortal is still alive ( Read more... )

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend ( Read more... )

I miss you.

Yeah, I know you don't give a shit and you'd probably like it more if I forgot.

But I'm not going to.

Sorry, but I can't survive without you.

A wave in the halls, a call on the phone, a chat on AIM...is that so much to ask?

I'm forgiving you when I promised myself I wouldn't.

Can't you accept that?

LMFAO, lookin back on it, that is a freakin awful example ^_^

I hate McDonald's. The End.

I have been curious about the true nature of evil for quite some time now, ever since I began reading Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire. Now, I am a full-fledged Christian and believe fully in God and Satan. I have read countless articles over the Internet saying what evil truly is. Most of these are ( Read more... )

Hello fools, cats, dogs, and elephants. Yesterday I totally watched Puppets in the Park and got the GREATEST idea ever: to make a LemonyShepard version of PitP entitled Lemony Service Announcements ( Read more... )

You know what I find odd? I'm not much of an anybody. Now, I'm not saying that I'm worthless, but think about it ( Read more... )