Wow...last night be...why be 't that ever' time th' Fantastic Four get together, life ends up dyin', then gettin' reincarnated into somethin' better than any o' us would`ve guessed? Let`s start at th' beginning ( Read more... )

Alright, so, we all know Superman as the all-American hero who fights for "truth, justice, and all that stuff" but...does it seem to any of you that he's too goody-goody for today's world ( Read more... )

Tonight the band (and Geml) got together for a bit. Not sure what we accomplished...but we did end up going to Kustard King and getting attacked by the dreaded Chocolate-Peanut Butter Cone topped with Reeses Pieces. It totally dripped on my leg and nearly killed me. THEN Kurtis, that nerd, forgot about his mom's ice cream and had to go to Baskin ( Read more... )

When your a limbless, bloodthirsty Sith lord bent on dominating the galaxy AND narrate both an award-winning documentary on penguins and Adam Sandler's life, you pretty much pwn.

Yes, James Earl Jones, I'm lookin at you

I'm gonna go to Kurtis's house now.

You know those movies where a guy is so depressed over a girl that he, like, doesn't shave, shower, or eat and he's just sitting on a chair, drunk out of his mind, belting out break-up songs while his buddies try to comfort him?

Yep...

Who says life is nothing like the movies?

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it! That's too risky! Just take a glimpse then look away!"

"Once you have a girlfriend, the last thing you wanna be is loyal. You just want more girlfriends!!"

Oh, Seinfeld and your amazing truths...

Why does Life hate me so much?

This summer: Band practice is gonna be very limited, I'm probably not going to the Macomb acting camp, I'm not gonna be on AIM, I'm probably not gonna try out for the fall musical

Don't bother asking why. Life is just fuckin retarded

"Oh, there goes my last kidney! I've been savin that for a special occation!"

-Sarge, RVB

Probably the best thing to say when you get hurt EVER!!!

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OK, I'm gonna get blasted REALLY hard for this, but I've come up with a conclusion ( Read more... )