( An Epic Poem. )

All of you are out to get me. She "who must not be named " has her friends watching me. I know it. Does anyone want to see what I've written? People say I can write better than her. The only reason I'm not more popular is because my medication hasn't been working the way it should and I've been feeling a little on edge lately ( Read more... )

Anyone have any neat S & M pics? I could also use help with my new layout if anyone has that particular expertise, I'd be ever so grateful. *winks*. So happy to be here, hopefully my entires won't bore you to death.

Hello everyone! I wanted to to introduce myself properly, and to proclaim to the world that tartinboxers and myself are no longer friends because she is a skank whore who is addicted to bad smutfic and never bothers to pay for her own lunch. She once wrestled a twinkie from me and demanded that she get to eat it all . She is mean and has made me cry more ( Read more... )

I was at Nimbus, and it was a blast! I managed to be in several places at one time. I'm superhuman, of course. kvader looks horrible in green. That deluded little roach wasn't there, but enviously snarking at all of us from LJ as seen in this post here ( Read more... )

When writing Harry Potter Porn, please be sure to not use the phrase "Harry looked over the Spotted Dick..." Yes, we all know it's a type of pudding, but when one chooses to read smut, one neither expects or nor wants to read the words "Spotted" and "Dick" in the same sentence ( Read more... )

Ok, i haven't spoken much anywhere, i'm trying to sloooowly get into the lj fandom (then of course I got homoe from abroad and had no time online, so I've been *real* silent lately). But I have a question for you guys....my friends and I are having a party the night the book comes out, and I'm trying to develop fun hp drinks....does anyone have any ( Read more... )

To all the new members ( Read more... )

"'My name is Julio, Julio Gottstein,' he said, his smoldering eyes aflame in the victory he would soon celebrate. 'And soon, I shall have you.'"

lilfluffyclouds found the Nerve.com baderotica contest winners! Check it out! The quality's almost as bad as anything you'd find at GT, only, man. It's funny.

I decided to follow the trend and formally introduce myself. My name is Sheryl and I'm a H/G shipper. I posted on the Gryffindor Tower LJ and one of the replies was a link to here. Naturally, I saw the community and fell in love with it. I just had to join right away. **waves at littletort** I don't write very well, but I will definitely enjoy reading ( Read more... )