knowing that i will be awake from now until my tired ass hits the floor. i wanna say to all of you whom in which i have not spoken to in awhile what the fuck is up. myspace has taken over so hardly lj is used now i guess. wow fucken peter-pan and the little fucked up rabbit. what a forest of insecurity with bear and his big blue fucking house, fuck ( Read more... )

The farmer choked on his dill he choked and choked and choked on his dill hi ho the dairy-o he choked on his dill ( Read more... )

This one time in the far far away i wondered what would it be like to be completely happy. And as a happy-meal from mcdolanalds floated by my window i realized sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't.(which very well explains the male and female genitelia)

Pop my knuckles cuz it feels so good.

Anyways have you seen my shulahlee??

Well I am back... I think that's all there is to say really. It's the usual me i disappear for months, and maybe years sometimes then i reappear. Well anyways kidneys suck, and so do jews!! I swear if i get a kidney from a jew i hope it makes me cheap because i sure could use the extra money ( Read more... )

this is a pleee a pleee for everyone who knows me or has ever come in contact with me, pray i die i am in so much and its miserable. surgery went good i guess yesterday i now have shit sticking in my veins and what not. i just wanna get out of this world and go to my afterlife were ill live happy in my new body the beaver ( Read more... )

well fucking happy birthday to you.

and then there was me.

dave attell i love you SKANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.

well...wow hi there this jenny jones, yea let's um take a look back to uh 1842 when we had our first negro appear on the jenny jones television show.~~ classic madtv skit ( Read more... )

well my god it has been quite a very long time since i have up dated and i think the only reason i am updating is because i am house sitting and they have the internet. so last night i had a party hear and i passed out drunk by the pool. i woke up this afternoon to find that i had a trashcan next to me and i was sunburnt on one side of my body. so ( Read more... )

so christina says everytime that i type in my journali never make sense. so i am trying to make sense. um today i went to the grocery store be ause i received 564 dollars and bought water and hot pocketrs. FUCK I AM BOIRING WHEN I TRY TO TALK LIKE EVERYIONE ELSE. goddqmn it i hate jews, not really but eh everyone says it why cant i. i wish i was a ( Read more... )

hey God, why are you doing this to me ( Read more... )