isn't life fucking grand...here's why:

[gturgunn]

i'd like to welcome all of you to the grand ol' opry....
where magic happens dreams are dreampt and LOVE is crushed..
welcome to the silliest show on earth...
hideously untrue events stand beneath us...
and spoiled milk is all we are fed....
always remember babies taste like chicken...
a friend is someone who will help you move...
a best-friend is someone

Comments

wtf...?

[anonymous]

dude wtf is wrong with your brain...?

Re: wtf...?

[gturgunn]

i was attacked by half a dozen africans when i was just a child...! you happy you made me bring up that painful memory?