(I won't promise these are good, they're off the top of my head ( Read more... )

(unknown source of quote ( Read more... )

When god flips on the light to your life... is it going to be embarassed and try to figure out where it left its clothes?

Well, it was bound to happen ( Read more... )

Hrm....

( Thought for the day )

How many frickin' Highways does the guy need?! 202 WEST closed, 10 N/S closed, 143... OPEN?! He's leaving, not showing up... argh.

Twist turn... nope, not here, turn turn, twist... half way!!!... nope, turn twist.

wheee.

TV shows you never want to see.Candid Gunshot Wounds ( Read more... )

I'm REALLY getting SICK and f'in tired of my car being broken into. I'm anal about locking my car up, so when I come out in the morning to find my door semi-ajar and unlocked, I *know* someone was in there ( Read more... )

Well, this evening started off simply enough. Was going to buzz by metro's for some bullshitting and watching the tube ( Read more... )