Everyone knows, if you wanna be hip you gotta dress hip, you gotta look hip, you gotta act hip, you gotta listen to hip music. But, of course, since you spent so much time being hip you've lost the ability to talk about something actually worthwhile. Instead, you compensate for talking and explaining movies you've seen, and not by adding to them ( Read more... )

Only 9 more days of this fucking class, and then MAYBE I'll actually have something interesting to say about my life. 

I  remember in 5th grade all the cool kids at school wanted to work at Mcdonalds for Enterprise Village. I guess they figured they'd get free food. Unfortunately, none of them realized they'd actually have to work at Mcdonald's, and serve people like me.  And, being this upper middle class community that we were, I doubt that any of them actually ( Read more... )

.....goes on your butt hole.

I have nothing cool to tell you.

I'm in school(still). I'm taking Koine Greek(New Testament). I work....and I have a dog and my own place.

I study and work and sit on my ass with my  dog while he rubs ph on my butthole with his tongue.

That's it.

Oh yeah, and I have a gf and sometimes she comes over and fucks me. But ( Read more... )

I don't own a digital camera so I just surround myself with people who do. 

I've had this real strong thought lately about making movies. I think I could do it really well ( Read more... )

You'd think not having a steady job would give you a shitload of free time, but that hasn't really been my experience ( Read more... )

NEW YORK (Feb. 11) - Uno barked at his handler, bayed at the crowd, tried to grab his leash and took a flying leap at a piece of filet mignon. Oh, and he gnawed away at a newly printed sign.

Now that's one great beagle.

His white-tipped tail in perpetual motion, Uno turned the green carpet of Madison Square Garden into his own personal backyard. On ( Read more... )

I just found out who is going to win the presidential election.

Well, how on earth would you know that John?

Simple, I always go by who Chuck Norris supports. And that happens to be Mike Huckabee.

I found this out on AOL news, which if you don't know is the greatest ,most informative ,news website on earth. I guess I don't have to tell you that based ( Read more... )

No Country for Old Men- A movie for people who like movies. To your average "titties and explosion" viewer who has the attention span of a retarded nat--I wouldn't suggest it. You'll think it's slow and boring, and you'll feel cheated by the ending. But to all you who actually like movies, those that occasionally also read books, this is a great ( Read more... )